Cheeky, bingeable email marketing
šŸ¤šŸ¼ Meticulously thoughtful, data-driven strategy

Did you also get the ick reading ā€œdata-drivenā€? If so, you’re my type of person. šŸ˜‰ But truthfully, I was at a loss for how else to make it clear I don’t just make ish up when it comes to your emails or copy. While marketing is – at its core – all an experimentation, those experiments should be rooted in consumer behavioral insights.

Which is where I come in! So it would make sense if we got to know each other better before committing, right?

Hey, I’m Aireanna! Professional Yapper, Sand-In-My-Suit Junkie, and Certified Smut Reader

Oh, wait, those aren’t my credentials. But it’s pretty clear at this point I’m a writer who also happens to be really good at email marketing. So I kind of skipped the boring titles. I will say: I’m vehemently opposed to the word ā€˜expert’, so you won't find any of that here. Even though when I posted it on Threads, my clients came for me, telling me I am one. 🤭

I’m the type of over-the-top person who sharpie-labels open containers of food in my fridge so I know when they spoil, I write down interesting words + phrases when I read, and I ADORE collecting data on the most randomest of things to analyze them (I have a ā€œhoe-enomicsā€ chart that gamifies my dating habits. Recap coming Jan ā€˜26!)

Stickers hate to see me coming, because I perpetually collect them, even if I don’t know where to put them. I also collect: seashells, cute pens that write smoothly, journals I’ll forget about after the first 20 pages, and books that I truly do NOT have the capacity to read (my sister gifted me a custom book embosser, so I *have* to use it!).


But we’re hitting the point where it's been a bit too much ā€œme, me, meā€, which isn’t really giving you much of a reason to keep reading. So let’s switch gears for a sec.

To appease the SEO mavens, here’s a list of technical terms related to what I do: customer retention, email automations, A/B testing, email marketing strategy, content marketing, increasing your ROI, lifecycle marketing, marketing and industry research, performance data, customer journey, improving your KPIs, email marketing platforms, email marketing services, copywriting services, marketing copywriter.

Okay, have your eyes glazed over yet? Probably. (mine did!) Plus, I’m 71% positive that that was NOT a good use of keywords, but hey – I never said I was an SEO guru šŸ˜

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When I’m not glued to my walking pad typing away, you’ll find me...…

ā™” hitting new PRs at the gym, even with my broken body

ā™” spending hours at the beach, fully brain off w/ a good read

ā™” watching a captivating thriller or horror movie on a rainy day

ā™” pretending I know how to twerk + practicing pole

ā™” researching anything related to human behavior, psych, or sex education

ā™” doodling fine-line tattoo sketches for my loved ones on procreate

ā™” snuggling my gray cutie patootie,  lover boy 8-year-old kitty

Non-negotiable values I’m passionate about

Ease  >>  

Email marketing should feel as easy breezy as a beach day (well, once you get settled in, that is). Go full brain-off mode if you need to!

Ethics >>

There’s nothing that gets on my nerves more than manipulative brands using false scarcity or shaming their readers into a sale.

Empathy >>

We’re all consumers, but we’re also all *HUMAN*. It shouldn’t be a differentiator, but it is. I truly care about your brand and *YOU*!

Compassion >>

We’re true partners. I’ll take your brain dumps, random ideas, and you-ness, and turn them into a super solid strategy. 

Community >>

You're running your business for your people. your emails should be the conversation starter that keeps them hanging around. 

That’s all for now, folks :)
So, do ya wanna commit (to working together)?

If you’re thinking, ā€œhell yeah, I’m so over using artificial ā€˜intelligence’ masquerading as my email marketing managerā€, ring me up! Well, you gotta fill out a quick form to get my digits, but same same. If you’re still pondering, ā€œhmmm, I’m not sure if you’ll be able to help because >>insert your reason here<<ā€, I’d still love for you to ring me up!

I’m a firm believer in not fully committing to ANYTHING unless you’re ferociously confident that it’s meant for you, so I don’t offer ā€œdiscovery callsā€ or ā€œsales callsā€. Noooope.

There’s a hyper-specific reason I call them ā€œno-cost consultation callsā€. Because 1) you shouldn’t have to pay me to figure out if we’ll be a good duo, and 2) if I think you’re not in the right spot *yet* to hire me, I’ll let you know what things need to happen first!

It’s a win-win for us both. šŸ’ƒšŸ¼

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